Crazy Weekend Pt.2

Yesterday I wrote how I got to know of the existence of creepy shooting guy. Today you’ll get to witness a whole new load of crazy, this time, starring yours truly, me ^_^.

Finally I had arrived at the mall. Disturbed and hungry from the previous encounter, I got myself a sandwich and an ice tea and went to sit in the large middle plaza. I like to sit there, cuz there’s a huuuuge window at the top, and you’re really at the center of the mall, so everyone’s buzzing all around you, making it easy to spot interesting people and just look what everyone is doing. As I was browsing who was there and who wasn’t worth mentioning, my eye catches on very beautiful lady, in her mid twenties. Long black hair and tremendously beautiful, long legs. I was there eating my sandwich, and following her with my gaze unconciously, extremely obvious for her boyfriend  though (whom I didn’t even notice >_< ). And suddenly he’s there, towering before me, asking me why I’m staring at his girl. Well, now any more or less intelligent human being would have answered in the likes of “I’m sorry, didn’t wanna offend you.” or “I wasn’t watching her, I was just looking at something in the window”. But I didn’t. I started to panic, cuz it was pretty obvious he wanted to hit me, and I was pretty sure it would have hurt. So I let my thoughts run, hoping I would get a good idea to get myself out of this.

But when I get panicky I get stupid…er - And what I managed to splurt out was: “I… I, I wasn’t looking. I can’t even see. I’m… eh… blind?”

He answers: “Stop talking shit. You were checking her out. blahblahblah… What were you looking at,stupid!”

And I, more panicky than ever: “Eh, well… hmmm…. you?!”

I could have killed myself right after I spoke those words! WTF are you doing? Why would you say something moronic like that? F*ck, F*ck, F*uck, F*uck! I’m dead now… are just some of the thoughts that ran through my head.

I remember his face turning red, bright red then *wham* and his fist plunging into my stomach region. And me scattering of right after XD

*AHHHHH* crazy can be painful sometimes.

Hope you enjoyed the read… have fun, go wild. Enjoy your week.